I think I'm in love. Weighing in at five pounds, this giant gummi bear is reportedly the equivalent of 1,400 regular-sized gummi bears and contains 12,600 calories. Even Michael Phelps cannot possibly devour this in one sitting.
Available flavors are blue raspberry (pictured), cherry, orange, and grape (what, no pineapple?). Retails from $26 to $31 over at Amazon.